I need an effective diet fast! PLEASE Help?!?

P90X, or insanity. Im going to start P90X tomorow. its a 90 day program, but the results are amazing. Dont try any crazy diets, because you will be weakend and ill. Instead of trying to loose weight, why not just train everyday by running everyday a good mile or two, and eat healthy. By the way, celery has negative calories so that may help. Just dont skip meals, and dont extremely small portions. I highly recomend p90x though. Its full of healthy food and great workouts. I'll admit its a bit pricy, but it pays off. Try downloading a torrent off of thepiratebay.com (if you know how). Im not eencouraging you use torrents, but i just think its helpful in your situation since you need it asap, and cant wait 5-7 day delivery